Seriously i have to learn to ignore such lame things from Reuben Borat Lim.
SEVENTY LAME QUESTIONS for one LAME PERSON. (really limping, some foot problem)
1.How many texts are in your inbox?
cant be bothered to check. 100 plus la. nice drink.
2.When did your last hug take place?
i hugged my pillow last night.
3. Are you a jealous person?
nah. jealous is negative. why not say envious.
4.Are you tired right now?
took a power 5 min nap just now, so not really.
5.Do you chew on your straws
usually just a nibble.
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
haha yea due to a bottle of deodorant co incidentally named TEASE as well.
7.Do you like to cuddle?
to sleep? yea why not.
8.Do you cry easily?
when i was 1 month old.
9.Are you a heavy sleeper?
depends how tired i am and where i sleep around.
10.Where is your cellphone?
some where, should be in the room. just feel like avoiding it these few days.
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
only?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
yea at myself for slacking so much.
13. Do you believe in love at first sight?
hmm, why not, although it s often labelled as lust.
14.What makes you laugh out loud?
funny stuff? i m a normal person.
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
my irritating sister.
16.Name one person on your top friends who is most like you.
reuben borat lim lor. who else.
17.Do you get butterflies when around the person you like?
what butterflies. how come got insects one.
18.Will you get married?
haha yea same answer as reuben: depends on whether anyone wants to marry me in the first place.
19.When was the last time you smiled?
a few minutes ago?
20.Does anyone like you?
not to my knowledge.
21.Do you secretly like someone?
it wont be a secret anymore if i said yes.
22.Who was the first person you talked to today?
lao bu.
23.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
as of now, Mr Su.
24.What are you NOT looking forward to?
the end of the hols. but come what may!
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
yea who else but my mum.
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
i cant control anything that s out of my possession.
27.Are you a forgiving person?
kinda.
28.What's something you really want right now?
A FOOTBALL MATCH!!!!
29.Do you fall for people easily?
hahaha i have high expectations! hmm maybe.
30.Have you ever fallen for your best friend's exes ?
as i said i have high expectations! sorry pals! heh.
31.What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
a cockroach. lol. nah it was some chinese tea.
32.Have you ever kissed anyone named Michelle?
lol michelle. no!!!
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
LPO.
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
4am. Watching aston vs man u. then play guitar.
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
unlikely i ll get out of singapore. THIS IS HOME, TRULY! but we ll see what happens in future uh. i dun wish to stay in Tampines all my life! at least move somewhere nearer to the central.
36.Do you prefer to call or text?
Short Messaging Service.
37.When was the last time you cried really, really hard?
a few years back? sec 2 i think.
38.Who took your profile picture?
profile picture? of what? this person's picture is too sexy to display? that cant be taken with a camera.
39.Who was the last person you took a picture with?
that day sakae with pw, ape and plant.
40.Can you live a day without TV?
yea TV is really becoming more of a time waster than anything else.
41.Besides your lips, where is your favorite spot to get kissed?
like how the saying goes, 'Kiss my ass!' hahaha.
42.How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
kinda shitty. not satisfied with 7 hours during school holidays.
43.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
i dunno. i think hui hui and lois? I and R day?
44.How often do you see your ex?
no such person exists.
45.Would you ever donate blood?
i will if i can.
46.Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
BEST friend. eh no. i m a homo.
47.Do you want someone dead?
why so evil.
48.What does your last text message say?
arg. this thing force me to go find my phone. hold on.
it s from the PIN.
"Haha victor say can work in oriental hotel for banquet. but its considered one of e toughest. but flexible workhours. he say he brought 7 of his friends there alr."
50.What are you thinking about right now?
think how to answer this question.
51.Do you wish someone was with you right now?
actually yea, feeling bored and lonely.
52.What time did you go to sleep last night?
i thought i answered this question?
53.Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing now?
haha. SJINCC(land) lion PT kit. my fav tee. 'an elite corp since 1906'
54.Is someone on your mind right now?
yea thanks to the question above, i m thinking of NCC peeps.
55.Have you ever been in a hotel room with a friend of the opposite sex?
hotel room? er. no. chalet yea.
56.Who was the last person to text you?
The PIN.
57.Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
i m in good working condition!
if i m spoiled, there is a million other kids who can never be repaired and used.
58.What are you listening right now?
commentary of the match between sunderland and west ham.
59.Did you sing at all today?
i think so.
60.When's the last time you cried?
REPEAT REPEAT.
61.Who were you with yesterday?
Family and me.
62.Do you miss anyone?
yea. i m so bored at home.
63.Who was the last person in your bed?
LOL. me? i m a person right.
64.Have you ever drank with your number one?
yea wth is number one? my goalkeeper?
65.If someone liked you right now would you want them to tell you?
your choice.
66.Do you want someone you can't have?
WANT sounds bad. you know like a WANTED man. ( eg. mas selamat kastari) actually i dun mind wanting him, the cash reward still stands right?
67.When did you last talk to your brother or sister?
just. minutes ago.
68.Where were you at 2:02 am this morning?
right here. where i am sitting now.
69.Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
nah. i should be (i hope as planned) a full time mugger.
70.Do you want to tell someone something?
not anymore. but i want to tell the whole world i m bored.
Bonus question. Who do you want to tag?
ALL THE BORED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!
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