Sibilings, farewell

HELLO. i found this random word doc in My Documents, together with the crazy 70 page H2 BIO NOTES done last minute few weeks back. It s lame but read if you are bored.


In the midst of being a nutcase mugging furiously, i thought of something interesting about siblings.

The eldest child is often the experimental child and one who will go power crazy as he or she loves hierarchy, believing that in terms of authority and experience, everyone younger in the family are losers, hence always throwing his or her weight around to show who’s boss among the kids. He or she loves to use the meagre knowledge he or she owns to boast superiority. When the parents see it, they go WOW because the rest are young stupid fools who simply can’t match up intellectually at that point of time.

The youngest child is often put simply and directly, the spoilt brat. He or she wants everything the elders have, and often gets them at a tender age when the seniors never had the luxury and privilege during their time. He or she is often the laziest in the family as everything is already provided and established. He or she is the family pet, getting most attention, but when the tables turn, he or she would seek it instead. He or she gets the slackest treatment because parents conclude from previous experiments that being a control freak doesn’t work, and should give the kid a say in their own life.

The in between child is unfortunately the most unfortunate child. He or she is trapped between the crazy power hungry eldest and the lazy and spoilt youngest. After experiments on the eldest fail, he or she becomes the next target, hence often receiving a different type of treatment, aka biased treatment. Whether he or she gets the stick, depends on the outcome of the previous experiment. But, since parents are quite dumb, (LOL) because there is no such thing as a crash course to become a good parent at the Community Centres, which ironically nobody patrons, they will ALWAYS get the initial experiment wrong. You know, Man makes mistakes the first time and learns from it, they learn that to prevent the second kid from becoming like the power crazy bossy first kid, you must chain the second at the kernel and show a scary face to prove who is the REAL BOSS. So, when the middle kid grows up, he or she will remember the lesson that the world is never fair, and often grow up to become a disgruntled retard, which in real terms, equates to being the most normal and sane in society.

For those being a single child, they are a combination of everything often possessing split personalities in response to the situation they find themselves in and the people they come into contact with. In order words, they are weirdoes. Sounds familiar eh, oh ya, lim pin’s a single child.


Back to mugging!



hahaha that s just crap, generalization and absolutely biased ranting at the spur of the moment, no offence intended, any references to any individuals dead or alive is purely coincidental. the lim pin part is the only exception.



oh there s a second part too,


i want to put on my spikes and run a 800m
i want to put on my studs and complete a 90min match
i want to put on my trunks and swim a mile
i want to put on my tights and cycle through the city


which still stands.



yay, i m quite satisfied with the to do list. it s shortening with every passing day. been really busy these few days. oh yea, before i forget, there was steamboat at ms ye s house and the track farewell bbq which i had to go late. felt quite guilty that i had to turn down the dudes quite a few times due to my pack schedule. after Christmas, i ll be more freed up! at least the Japan stuff will be done. doing the itinerary is no joke.

people are falling ill! it s the worst time to go down, so peeps get well soon! and to the TANKS and CHARGERS to be (not BOOMERS anymore! i think most would have gone in by now), good luck! just shout YES SIR and everything s good.

cant remember what else i was suppose to type here.. recent events, went for swim and run, xiaoping s house for short jamming and pool, repaid debt yesterday, ah nothing much. the big one s coming tonight. see ya guys, dun worry i will eat more sushi, wasabi, and drink green tea, miso soup and sake until i m sick.


SAYONARA!





Aishiteru.